Leave me sitting pen in hand

It's weird. Everyone's leaving Oxford for the Summer. Ok, admittedly, I'm leaving myself on Sunday, but that doesn't change the weirdness of it all.

I spent part of this afternoon with the lovely J (who is leaving, naturally) shopping for birthday presents and drinking frappucinos. And I do have to thank him for the most wonderful bit of corporate silliness I've heard in a long time, which came in the form of his itemised phone bill from Carphone Warehouse, in which the only itemised charge was the charge for sending the itemised phone bill.

Do you have anything more ridiculous to share, dear Reader? Please do so - I could use a laugh now that I'm mouldering away here alone!